Monday, March 30, 2009

someone has a blog

and is showing off his car. i'll forgive him for flaunting his money though because the bow tie in his picture is great!

cat and bag

MY NEW GOAL: Visit N. Korea

I'm retarded. I didn't know N. Korea had an international airport. I thought no one could enter or leave the country unless you were invited to visit. Although my research has told me that Americans rarely get to visit because they are almost always denied a visa, I wanna go. Actually, I don't really need to go, I just want to be issued a visa. Getting a visa would be like getting my hands on plutonium. But it would be interesting to go and see the country even though I don't know how I feel about giving money to a country that creeps me out, among other things.

Friday, March 27, 2009

WALE!

wale
ucb
colin munroe
wed, april 29
neumos
$12.


and the roots? and the budos band? april-i think you're gonna be awesome. don't let me down!!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

OH MAN



im gonna marry him

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Scenes from the recession

GROSS

I have nothing against interracial couples but I don't even know where to begin with this ad.

Monday, March 16, 2009

The return of the cat video


thanks miss mary (jane)!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

I want to go to

Hong Kong. And Seoul. DAMNIT why didn't I do some major east coastin the Asian edition in one full swoop?

I need to recruit some people who are in the same shoes as I so I can accomplish this. Might also include some east coastin African edition and S. American edition. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeeeaaaaaahhhh



my jam. im too lazy to start a new post.


I thought this book was going to teach me Japanese by using Spanish because of the "de". I have realized that sometimes, I think very poorly in four languages.

Oh and this is by far one of the best reviews I have read on Amazon.com. It's for this book called "Japanese for Busy People". Please read this:

I was very disappointed in this package. The title was misleading. My situation is that I am going to Japan in a couple of months, and, while I am there (for work) I have a series of tasks to accomplish in a very limited period of time. I needed to learn Japanese phrases for all situations that could help me to speed things up and get done faster. For example:
"Could you hurry up with those Ramen noodles?"
"Sorry I pushed past you to get on the Bullet Train."
"I believe I am the next to be allowed entry into the Royal Palace."
Essentially, I needed a phrasebook for busy people in busy situations. The title led me to believe this is what I would get - I had no idea they were referring to people who, because they are busy, have limited time to *learn* Japanese. That's very different.


Brings a tear to my eye every time I read it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I've come to the conclusion that

-At the rate I'm going, I will be able to read an entire Japanese newspaper by the time I'm 50. I'm hoping to change this.

-I could live in a book store.

-I am proof that homosexuality is not a choice because if it were, I would soooo choose to be gay right now because I think some shit would be a lot easier, even though youknowwho seems to be having one hell of a time trying to come out of the closet. I think I'm going to designate someone to punch me in the torso every time I talk about a boy that I seem to fancy. I'm hoping this will have some sort of Pavlovian effect. We shall see. It'll probably just stop me from talking about anyone in front of the designated puncher.

-Raphael Saadiq in my new crush! (I have yet to decide if famous people fall under the punching thing)

-Sad accordion music is my thing right now.

-"Fastlove" by George Michael is wonderful

-Sao Paolo is a must

-the time on gmail is wonky

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

2009

is weird. And it's only March!

youtube cut and paste

this is nuts! go 'head kutiman.

thru-you.com


this one is my favorite.

Monday, March 2, 2009

The New Holidays

"Maybe So, Maybe No"