change in career

i've decided to become a rapper. or a songwriter. im gonna be like the female drake except not black & jewish. and i can't sing. but besides all of that, im gonna be the female drake. im gonna write raps and then freestyle by reading them from the bburry. and much like drake, i havent lived the rapper life so im just going to watch a whole bunch of lifetime movies and write material from there. im serious. those movies are full of drama. i hope to have trey songz sing on my first official release.

on an unrelated note, someone called me east coast. said i had an east coast swagger. im not sure what that means. im thinking it's because i walk around looking mad like how them east coast kids do, but i do it because it's bright out and im trying not to go blind from the sunshine. sunglasses is a must (c) atrak.

on another unrelated note, no one reads this but i plan on updating this more often. maybe i'll post up my raps. MAYBE. im wary because it's the digital age and i dont want some corny rapper stealing my shit and making hundreds off of it. but i have come across tons-o-cat videos so i think i may revive that. do you remember what life was like before youtube? or the days of audiogalaxy? or when mtv actually showed music videos?

love will follow

I think I'm on a hidden camera show

I really do. This past week has been weird. Farting lady and drugs busts? Really?? Is this an indication twenty ten is gonna be weird? I guess a weird year is better than a horribly horrible year (I'm looking at you twenty oh nine).

What did they just say?: Kleeer

I crack myself up sometimes. Every time I would listen to this Kleeer song, I would sing "internet connection baby, serious!" but didn't understand what internet connection had to do with the rest of the song. It starts off with "bear skin rug and fire place/I run my fingers all over your face...cling to me for the magic ride/internet connection baby, serious!"

Huh?

Then, maybe it was this week on the bus, it hit me. It wasn't "internet connection" it was "intimate connection". The song makes sense now!!! I still sing "internet connection" however.

PS. Thicke said, "take you like Twilight/I'll bite your neck". AHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, I can't listen to "Sex Therapy" the same anymore. I mean, that was some baby makin music right there but now, it's goofy. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy it. It's just funny now. Oh and his "I'm hella feeling this part of the song" chest hit in the video isn't helping. I still love you Thicke!

Intimate Connection - Kleeer

"when you see her, you think she's just this little asian girl but when she opens her mouth, she's all hood!"

Hunger

No one told me the worst part about having your wisdom teeth removed would be the hunger. I'm so hungry! I want food I don't even normally crave for, like hamburgers.

I guess...

BUY ME!