he ate all your ice cream and bought you laxatives to make up for it?

It's hot and I can't sleep. Sitting here, email texting the friend in china I remembered something funny that I must bring up the next time I run into dude.

My friend ate my pint of ice cream and felt bad. To make up for it, he bought me chocolate. He ate most of it though and I looked at the label and noticed that it stays eating too much of it at once causes the chocolate to have a laxative effect. He panics, paces around the house and I'm on the floor cracking up and crying waking the neighbors below. 30 min later, he comes out the bathroom and says he meant to do that. Wish I could remember what brand of chocolate that was. Some "healthy" shit.