the blog: favorite website

notalwaysright.com

i'm addicted to that website. i want to say everything i'm reading is fake but there's something in me that says it's not. oh yeah, it's my past experience working in customer service. oh humanity, you sadden me.

wish i could remember some of the conversations i've had with customers. the only one i can vividly remember is when a coked out dude fell asleep while standing in front of me after asking for a plastic bag. that wasn't much of a conversation i suppose.

What did you say?

smells like dinosaurs.
-how do you know what dinosaurs smell like?
i just image this is what they smelled like.

don't worry about trying to finish your food because i just ate half of it.

i don't care if they don't find me on myspace but i expect you to

wanna get stoned?
-drugs are bad.
no, i mean do you want to get stones thrown at you?

i eat pizza with my feet

i drank too much, got sick and i woke up with a wet back. it was nasty.
-you're racist!
what? i threw up in bed and rolled over that shit. how's that racist?

I'm coming home soon guys. You better have juicy stories to tell me...and don't be saying nothing new has happened coz I do check facebook and myspace.

im eating bread so it makes talking difficult so i said "not" because i couldn't breathe.

extended myspace dialogue

prude papaya

that's where they farmed animal film.

carrots of the pirabean

this is franco.
-frango? did someone say something about some chicken?

i bought a tv, it's 40 inches. you know what else is 40 inches?
-um...
a meter!

look for him, he's on my top 8

i don't like playing with joints. it's not my thing.

i'd rather taste feces than penis.

yoshi: why are you so mean today?
ms. jackson: i ate asshole for breakfast.

i have shingles because i'm perfect

why mr. jackson if im nasty?

what's your reality show going to be called?
-the beacon hills

i know i miss my cute self too! so i just look in the mirror when i do!

this road is so androgynous!

what are you some kind of shopping nazi?

why are we cleaning up their mess?
-because we're at the plantation.

there's an eye in my lash!

i just had a blose need.

pick yo afro daaaaddaaaay
-is that a negro spiritual?

i thought you had ebonic hearing?

that's a bunch of h-s-i-t

the rio casino is nothing like the real rio. i think im going to sue for misrepresentation.

where are you? what are you doing? who are you doing?

HOT BEANS!

yeaush: so and so's having a kid
young jeezy: what? with what's her face?
yeaush: i think so
yj: she's hot so it's cool because sometimes, some people, dang.
yeaush: not following
yj: sometimes ugly people make ugly babies like you know who.
yeaush: he has a kid too??
yj: no i mean he's ugly.

no touching

i eating kacj in box spicy jack chickn sanwich it bomb

i thought he was mexican!

you look like a mexican girl.

why do you say it with a mexican accent?

speaking mexican.

sayonara? is that mexican?

i thought of rick ross when i soss (saw this)

that whole country.
-what country?
the middle east.

a: he's ugly!
-a collective "ouch"-
a: maybe i'm thinking of the wrong guy.
b: no.

they all loved lil wayne!
-loved? past tense? it should be plural because they still do.

the "t" in "t-pain" stands for "testicular"

I WANT TO LIVE! i mean live.

I was gonna go see Brother Ali until I found out he wasn't a brother

R as in remember, A as in orangutannope.

did you type "fwd" on the text to make it look like it was a forwarded text?

how do you turn a house into a cheeseburger?

she has a fade
-women don't have fades!
what do you call her haircut then?
-bald.

i would sleep with sean connery, no homo.

oh hell no! that's that's some new age cooking!

i can't date those girls. they feel weird.

student 1: my name is hong tran.
student 2: mynameishong

piegon lady

sleepy seductive

c.trina: ew you had mouth herpes.
y.trina: well you have neck herpes!

did you just play aaron carter? i dont know if we're allowed to be friends anymore.

i'm not an alcohic. i tink i speeled that wong

is there meat in a mojito?

i didn't know asians packed that much ass.

chivay
-you mean chive?

*looking at real snowflakes* oh my god! these look like real snowflakes!

it's so creepy. the snow outside my house usually melts away but today, it's still there.
-ooo, that IS creepy...

what's wrong with stray rabbis?

i wanna look at some superstar pussy

guaberry strava

server, in english: What kind of soup would you like? Veggie or cream?
yoshi: Psst.. Translate please
curtis: She'll take veggie.

control your blindness

hope all is rainbows and sunshine with thongs!

(as some hispanic dudes pass by) that sandwich was bomb! i love chicano! i mean chicken! i need to stop doing that.

sayonara! ciao! bienvenue!

for young, trendy people who don't have tourette's

Let's move. I mean beautiful men put christmas trees on your car here.

All these snowflakes turned you into a flaker.

I'm not gay and I don't look at guys but he looks goofy. The brother though, I can see the appeal.

What's her picture like? (what does she look like?)

Hasta nueve!

Pizza, brownies and Caucasians

I have bullets to give away

yaka: was he hot?
waka: no, not to me, so he might be!

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