I think I'm on a hidden camera show

I really do. This past week has been weird. Farting lady and drugs busts? Really?? Is this an indication twenty ten is gonna be weird? I guess a weird year is better than a horribly horrible year (I'm looking at you twenty oh nine).

What did they just say?: Kleeer

I crack myself up sometimes. Every time I would listen to this Kleeer song, I would sing "internet connection baby, serious!" but didn't understand what internet connection had to do with the rest of the song. It starts off with "bear skin rug and fire place/I run my fingers all over your face...cling to me for the magic ride/internet connection baby, serious!"

Huh?

Then, maybe it was this week on the bus, it hit me. It wasn't "internet connection" it was "intimate connection". The song makes sense now!!! I still sing "internet connection" however.

PS. Thicke said, "take you like Twilight/I'll bite your neck". AHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, I can't listen to "Sex Therapy" the same anymore. I mean, that was some baby makin music right there but now, it's goofy. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy it. It's just funny now. Oh and his "I'm hella feeling this part of the song" chest hit in the video isn't helping. I still love you Thicke!

Intimate Connection - Kleeer

"when you see her, you think she's just this little asian girl but when she opens her mouth, she's all hood!"

Hunger

No one told me the worst part about having your wisdom teeth removed would be the hunger. I'm so hungry! I want food I don't even normally crave for, like hamburgers.

I guess...

BUY ME!

he ate all your ice cream and bought you laxatives to make up for it?

It's hot and I can't sleep. Sitting here, email texting the friend in china I remembered something funny that I must bring up the next time I run into dude.

My friend ate my pint of ice cream and felt bad. To make up for it, he bought me chocolate. He ate most of it though and I looked at the label and noticed that it stays eating too much of it at once causes the chocolate to have a laxative effect. He panics, paces around the house and I'm on the floor cracking up and crying waking the neighbors below. 30 min later, he comes out the bathroom and says he meant to do that. Wish I could remember what brand of chocolate that was. Some "healthy" shit.

Hiking playlist

Paula abdul-cold hearted snake, rush and opposites attract
J5-i want you back
Rhymefest f/ Odb-build me up
Wham!-careless whisper and last Christmas
Keith sweat-nobody
Bobby brown-tenderoni and every little step
Aha-take on me
Madonna-dress you up
Mj cover-cheated (sang to the tune of beat it)


Next time, I'm gonna be prepared. I'm gonna practice and memorize lyrics and dance moves.