Why I hate LA
Nothing cool ever happens in this city, unless you count those surprise! Robin Williams stand up shows at the Showbox. I've never been and don't really care to go so I would trade those for something like this any day.
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Friday, January 30, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
What a FANTASTIC time
to be looking for employment. Who's with me? Probably these people.
I'm beginning to think now would be a good time to go into hiding, especially after I commit one of these. I think I'm going to disappear for a bit until shit gets better. Maybe I'll become a mail order bride. Maybe I'll travel around the Arctic Circle. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll take the advice of a dear friend and learn how to bullshit and apply some of it to my resume. Hey-I know someone who lied on their resume and a bunch of stuff came from it. This could be me, all I gotta do is lie. Come to think of it, lying has gotten many people very far. Fuck telling the truth! I'm gonna lie from now on. None of that IgotIronMikeTyson'sfacetattootattooedonmyrightcalf type lies though. Speaking of Iron Mike, have you seen him lately?
I'm beginning to think now would be a good time to go into hiding, especially after I commit one of these. I think I'm going to disappear for a bit until shit gets better. Maybe I'll become a mail order bride. Maybe I'll travel around the Arctic Circle. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll take the advice of a dear friend and learn how to bullshit and apply some of it to my resume. Hey-I know someone who lied on their resume and a bunch of stuff came from it. This could be me, all I gotta do is lie. Come to think of it, lying has gotten many people very far. Fuck telling the truth! I'm gonna lie from now on. None of that IgotIronMikeTyson'sfacetattootattooedonmyrightcalf type lies though. Speaking of Iron Mike, have you seen him lately?
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