I'm beginning to think now would be a good time to go into hiding, especially after I commit one of these. I think I'm going to disappear for a bit until shit gets better. Maybe I'll become a mail order bride. Maybe I'll travel around the Arctic Circle. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll take the advice of a dear friend and learn how to bullshit and apply some of it to my resume. Hey-I know someone who lied on their resume and a bunch of stuff came from it. This could be me, all I gotta do is lie. Come to think of it, lying has gotten many people very far. Fuck telling the truth! I'm gonna lie from now on. None of that IgotIronMikeTyson'sfacetattootattooedonmyrightcalf type lies though. Speaking of Iron Mike, have you seen him lately?
this him/her tell me more... do you have a copy of this resume?? i hear him/her was quite frugal even with the hurricane raining on her umbrella?
ReplyDeletei do have a copy. it basically said he trained elephants in thailand and invented the plastic mesh that garlic sometimes comes in.
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