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Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Places We Live

theplaceswelive.com

Is it weird that I wanna go to these places before I do Europe? Europe is kinda near the bottom of my list. Can't really put my finger on why though.

I can explain why I wanna go to these places however. It's because I bet my left thumb that the music coming from these areas is INSANE. I'm not a music history buff or anything but, as far as I know, most of today's music can be traced back to originating from some rough times. You know, like blues->rock and or roll->all the other genres of rock that confuse me. I can only imagine what kind of shit the kids are creating in those cities! Like in Brazil, you have baile funk. Sure it all kinda sounds the same, but it can produce awesomeness out of news clips of a crazy guy!

I'll never get tired of this.

I kinda want

it can be found here

BIRTHDAY CAKE!

SPECIAL POST FOR SQUIRRRRLLLLZZZZ

We should make this for the birthday.

how to make rainbow cake linky

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Made me laugh

no cats though.

Monday, January 26, 2009

What a FANTASTIC time

to be looking for employment. Who's with me? Probably these people.

I'm beginning to think now would be a good time to go into hiding, especially after I commit one of these. I think I'm going to disappear for a bit until shit gets better. Maybe I'll become a mail order bride. Maybe I'll travel around the Arctic Circle. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll take the advice of a dear friend and learn how to bullshit and apply some of it to my resume. Hey-I know someone who lied on their resume and a bunch of stuff came from it. This could be me, all I gotta do is lie. Come to think of it, lying has gotten many people very far. Fuck telling the truth! I'm gonna lie from now on. None of that IgotIronMikeTyson'sfacetattootattooedonmyrightcalf type lies though. Speaking of Iron Mike, have you seen him lately?

Sunday, January 25, 2009

I love Kristen Wiig!!

I wanna be her when I grow up.
more videos

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Ryan Leslie

I used to hate this guy because he produced this song that was a blatant ripoff of The Neptunes. Now I realize, there have been many people to ripoff their sound but something about this song just made me mad. I mean, it sounds like something Faith Evans did or 702's "Star". Of course, I have been known to think songs sound similar when they really don't. Like Keyshia Cole's "I Changed My Mind" and John Legend's "Used to Love U".

I Love You - Cheri Dennis

But then he released some bomb songs from his upcoming album last year and now I'm a fan! I'm excited for his album.

Diamond Girl - Ryan Leslie

Addiction (Feat. Cassie) (No DJ) - Ryan Leslie

how it was supposed to be - ryan leslie

However, I won't forgive him for bringing her into the music world. Shit, pay me to be a bad singer and dancer. I'll do it real well.

What did you say?

smells like dinosaurs.
-how do you know what dinosaurs smell like?
i just image this is what they smelled like.

don't worry about trying to finish your food because i just ate half of it.

i don't care if they don't find me on myspace but i expect you to

wanna get stoned?
-drugs are bad.
no, i mean do you want to get stones thrown at you?

i eat pizza with my feet

i drank too much, got sick and i woke up with a wet back. it was nasty.
-you're racist!
what? i threw up in bed and rolled over that shit. how's that racist?

I'm coming home soon guys. You better have juicy stories to tell me...and don't be saying nothing new has happened coz I do check facebook and myspace.

im eating bread so it makes talking difficult so i said "not" because i couldn't breathe.

extended myspace dialogue

prude papaya

that's where they farmed animal film.

carrots of the pirabean

this is franco.
-frango? did someone say something about some chicken?

i bought a tv, it's 40 inches. you know what else is 40 inches?
-um...
a meter!

look for him, he's on my top 8

i don't like playing with joints. it's not my thing.

i'd rather taste feces than penis.

yoshi: why are you so mean today?
ms. jackson: i ate asshole for breakfast.

i have shingles because i'm perfect

why mr. jackson if im nasty?

what's your reality show going to be called?
-the beacon hills

i know i miss my cute self too! so i just look in the mirror when i do!

this road is so androgynous!

what are you some kind of shopping nazi?

why are we cleaning up their mess?
-because we're at the plantation.

there's an eye in my lash!

i just had a blose need.

pick yo afro daaaaddaaaay
-is that a negro spiritual?

i thought you had ebonic hearing?

that's a bunch of h-s-i-t

the rio casino is nothing like the real rio. i think im going to sue for misrepresentation.

where are you? what are you doing? who are you doing?

HOT BEANS!

yeaush: so and so's having a kid
young jeezy: what? with what's her face?
yeaush: i think so
yj: she's hot so it's cool because sometimes, some people, dang.
yeaush: not following
yj: sometimes ugly people make ugly babies like you know who.
yeaush: he has a kid too??
yj: no i mean he's ugly.

no touching

i eating kacj in box spicy jack chickn sanwich it bomb

i thought he was mexican!

you look like a mexican girl.

why do you say it with a mexican accent?

speaking mexican.

sayonara? is that mexican?

i thought of rick ross when i soss (saw this)

that whole country.
-what country?
the middle east.

a: he's ugly!
-a collective "ouch"-
a: maybe i'm thinking of the wrong guy.
b: no.

they all loved lil wayne!
-loved? past tense? it should be plural because they still do.

the "t" in "t-pain" stands for "testicular"

I WANT TO LIVE! i mean live.

I was gonna go see Brother Ali until I found out he wasn't a brother

R as in remember, A as in orangutannope.

did you type "fwd" on the text to make it look like it was a forwarded text?

how do you turn a house into a cheeseburger?

she has a fade
-women don't have fades!
what do you call her haircut then?
-bald.

i would sleep with sean connery, no homo.

oh hell no! that's that's some new age cooking!

i can't date those girls. they feel weird.

student 1: my name is hong tran.
student 2: mynameishong

piegon lady

sleepy seductive

c.trina: ew you had mouth herpes.
y.trina: well you have neck herpes!

did you just play aaron carter? i dont know if we're allowed to be friends anymore.

i'm not an alcohic. i tink i speeled that wong

is there meat in a mojito?

i didn't know asians packed that much ass.

chivay
-you mean chive?

*looking at real snowflakes* oh my god! these look like real snowflakes!

it's so creepy. the snow outside my house usually melts away but today, it's still there.
-ooo, that IS creepy...

what's wrong with stray rabbis?

i wanna look at some superstar pussy

guaberry strava

server, in english: What kind of soup would you like? Veggie or cream?
yoshi: Psst.. Translate please
curtis: She'll take veggie.

control your blindness

hope all is rainbows and sunshine with thongs!

(as some hispanic dudes pass by) that sandwich was bomb! i love chicano! i mean chicken! i need to stop doing that.

sayonara! ciao! bienvenue!

for young, trendy people who don't have tourette's

Let's move. I mean beautiful men put christmas trees on your car here.

All these snowflakes turned you into a flaker.

I'm not gay and I don't look at guys but he looks goofy. The brother though, I can see the appeal.

What's her picture like? (what does she look like?)

Hasta nueve!

Pizza, brownies and Caucasians

I have bullets to give away

yaka: was he hot?
waka: no, not to me, so he might be!